Rock Star Particle Theory
The universe is composed of tiny particles called rock bands. These bands are generally conglomerations of a few smaller particles known as rock stars. Rock stars are usually magnetic, but sometimes magnetic particles repel each other, and they have generally unstable relations, so the life span of a rock band can be anywhere from a few minutes to a couple of decades, as the stars accumulate mutual repulsion. They are dynamic clusters and rock stars will be passed from rock band to rock band when rock bands collide. Some rock stars are bright and have short life spans, some are dim and tend to live longer. Sometimes a rock star will change into some other type of particle, although this is uncommon. It can be proven that this same principle is recursive and describes the universe on larger and smaller scales, and evidence of the rock band model can be seen in the plant and animal kingdoms, and even in the formation of crystals and clouds. The hub of our galaxy (the Milky Way) can be thought of as a gigantic rotating mirrored ball. The large-scale movements in the atmosphere responsible for weather produce larger variations of the same patterns seen in the dispersal of dry ice vapor from a smoke machine. A flock of geese will tend to have a drummer, a bassist, one primary vocalist, and a multitude of guitarists and percussionists in the manner of a very large rock band of the sort performing a reunion or large-scale benefit concert. This is why people drink and smoke: they are composed of submicroscopic rock stars.